Lately, whores have really been bothering me. Not just your average suck a guy off in the restroom type of whores..more like the ones that get full blown trains run on them any time of day at any location. Then they have the nerve to demand respect like nobody knows you're a whore..are you fucking stupid? WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A WHORE. I don't understand how some girls think it's alright to be so damn slutty! You are fucking dirty..I know deep down you are ashamed of yourself..you should be. I suppose it's alright to be a whore once every blue moon..but whenever you're just being a whore every single night it becomes an issue to all innocent bystanders who witness it. Nobody likes that random slut girl who gets fucked on the dance floor..it makes everyone awkward. I think the only people who actually don't mind them are the pathetic guys who think they're actually somebody special..you're gonna get a fucking STD bitch..and i'm gonna laugh and give you a high five. Stay home whores..nobody needs a fucking escort tonight.
Also, what the fuck is up with fat girls with attitudes? Who the fuck said you could waltz into a bar, nearly cracking the foundation and causing the entire building to collapse..and give me a fucking attitude? You fat fucking shit. No guy is going to want to have sex with your incredibly over sized vagina if you talk to them like you are hungry as fuck all the time. Hungry hippo..pack a fucking snickers every time you go out..maybe it'll allow your fatass to stay calm. And PLEASE, if you are not 125 lbs or less don't wear fucking tights/leggings/whatever..wear some fucking baggy bell bottoms or something..maybe some of those huge raver pants. Nobody wants to see your fat love handles/butt/thigh (it always connects)..it's disgusting and could easily make someone vomit. You shouldn't be proud of being a fat bitch..it's not cool.
Don't even get me started on the girls who think they aren't fat but really are..those are probably the fucking WORST! Husky bitches need to chill out..always mugging guys because you can't get any dick. Stop drinking beer like water and hopefully that will prevent your colossal gut from nearly toppling me over every time you walk behind me at a bar. They roam in packs..walking around like they own the place..bitch, the only thing you own is a fucking lifetime membership to Cinnabon..so stop frontin..because you're fat. FAT FAT FAT. FAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
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