some of the stupidest individuals on the planet

Don't even really know what to say about this dumbass woman. Your shirt looks like your went to the gym and got it extremely sweaty..your hair looks excessively greasy..your nose looks like the Great Wall of China between your ugly ass crossed eyes. You just look like you smell bad GaGa..put your arm down because you're suffocating all the people at the VMA's with your rancid armpit stench. I know you might be trying to stand out or whatever..but you just look incredibly stupid in my opinion. And your songs suck..you look like some sort of deformed animal. Gross. Absolutely disgusting and vile creature. Return to your holding cell.

Here's another dumbass who decided to dress extremely retarded for the awards..why? Why do you have to dress in this manner? What's going on with you? Which one of your alter egos chose this outfit? You're so mysterious Nikki Minaj! Nobody understands you..but you're too cool to care right? We can see exactly how cool you are..you look like a doll you'd find in the garbage. Nikki Minaj the garbage doll. Very mysterious!  Why can't you just wear an expensive dress or something? You would look classy for a change..you little hoodrat. It looks like you literally went from dumpster to dumpster finding the ugliest garbage and created an ugly ass outfit. You also look like you smell bad..and YOUR ASS HAS CELLULITE BITCH. Looks like oatmeal hoe.

That's a close up picture of your ass you weird ass motherfucker.

Lil Wayne you fucking suck. Leopard pants..red and yellow Vans..nappy ass hair..screaming and posing..you just failed. I don't even wanna discuss you that much..please just stay home. You're already rich..and stop wearing dumb shit. You look like Predator.

You're ugly brah..no wonder you never found out how to love. P.S. THAT SONG FUCKING SUCKS. Faggot.

All these people have 1 major common aspect..they're trying to hard. You're only fooling the dumbasses..everyone else realizes that you are all earth SCUM.

fuck sprint..and fuck blackberries

First off, let me say that Sprint is the FUCKING WORST cell phone provider. FUCK YOU SPRINT. How the fuck is it possible that every single time my phone is fucking up, you replace it with an equally SHITTY phone!?!? WHY!? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!? What the fuck do you guys do to these phones? Why do they come broken? And fuck everyone who works at Sprint..seriously. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A GOOD RATING. I'm not even going to answer the fucking phonecall when they call me..if i do it'll only be for the sole purpose of cussing out whoever the fuck is on the other line. Fuck you Sprint. Suck my fucking dick..and all my friends too..suck all of our dicks. YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK.

Okay so, Blackberries fucking suck dicks in hell. I don't mean the fruit..the fruit is delightful..and I believe it is way more technologically advanced that stupid fucking Blackberry smartphones. Why the fuck are they called smart? I say we kill everyone who has anything to do with the manufacturing of these shitty shits. Let's begin by stating some of the problems which I am facing with the DEVIL PHONE.

1. The fucking media card will not detect and I HATE WALKING AROUND IN SILENCE. What the hell is the point of having a shitload of music on my computer..if my piece of garbage phone can't even find it? Not to mention the fucking media card is conveniently located UNDER the battery..WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? Why would you put it there!?!?!? Every fucking time it fucks up (345,457,234,236,789 times a day), I am forced to remove my battery with pure FURY in hopes of getting it to "format". FUCK FORMATTING. I wanna fucking destroy this phone like i'm that wrestler guy Triple H..and then fucking spit on it just like he does.

2. The speaker must be stupid as shit because people say i'm whispering when i'm clearly yelling. I HATE YELLING. This is such a fucking problem because it pisses me off hearing my friends say they can't hear me..then I get pissed and throw my phone onto the floor, light myself on fire and torpedo out of 15th story windows. Then I won't have to worry about bad call quality..because i'll be fucking DEAD. DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE SPRINT!? Probably so..

3. It takes forever to load when I start it up..it shows me a fucking little fucking icon that looks like it belongs on a fucking Windows 94 computer. SERIOUSLY!? Stop fucking spinning/loading and just turn the fuck on already..I don't know what the problem is. After 19 hours of loading..the screen says,"Sprint Rated for Sprint Speed." WTF. Are you proud of your Sprint Speed? What the fuck is Sprint Speed? Snail Speed. Fuck snails..and fuck Sprint.

4. Last but not least, Blackberry technical support is fucking retarded. I swear..I went to the website today..and they think if they repeat the same bullshit they write on the Help icon of the Blackberry..people will be happy and proceed with their shitty lives and not even realize they were duped. WELL FUCK THAT, because I NOTICED! It says exactly the same bullshit on the phone and on the fucking tech support website. You guys are fucking lazy small dick and/or big vagina bitches!!! Half the shit you walk people through DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!! "Go into the media card folder and simply click format now." Right, very simple to find a fucking button that doesn't exist. You can format my dick to your face bitches.