AUTHENTICITY WILL PREVAIL

How many times have you gone online looking to buy some kicks..but you just can't tell which sites are legit and which ones aren't? Well on November 30th, 2010 (TODAY)..Homeland Security has decided to outlaw that bullshit. Not exclusively for sneakers..but sneakers fall into the category. They've decided to fine anyone who intentionally sells counterfeit goods..all those bullshit websites with EVERY SINGLE SHOE for $68.50 will no long be in business. Fuck everyone who bought from those sites too..you we're artificially fly..and now you can't even afford that. So..put on your pumas/vans/sketchers or some other shit you can afford..because you are out of luck. Same goes to those lame ass girls who wear fake Gucci/Louis Vuitton/WHATEVER..go cop some real shit. Check out this bullshit..

Lol..seriously? First of all, im not sure who the fuck would buy those..maybe a blind person. They are clearly highs..with a shitty strap attached. I found this picture on facebook..can't believe someone really bought those. Poor guy. Fuck it though..fraud niggas deserve it. So fake...i hope the guy who sold those gets sued/goes to jail/gets raped..i also hope the person who bought those goes to jail for being a dumb ass.

props to the tribe

"..industry rule number 180, those you think are helping are hatinggggg..watch your back whenever you steppin' out, if you bring your jewels out you better bring the weapons out. and if you walk into a room..be cool, knowin' you the dude that everybody checkin' out.."

let me holla..at your cooch

 

I guess this makes the shoes look AIGHT..

your opinion matters..not really

okay so..i need input on which SB's i should get myself for Christmas..for no reason..let a nigga know how you feel.

 

black melvins..because the white melvins have too much going on. I was pretty close to copping these this weekend..unfortunately the guy next emailed me back. motherfucker. and then my email stopped working so wtf..fuck everyone/thing. Sock blockin <-- new term used to express how you feel about being close to gettin some kicks..and then you dont. 

Used in a sentence: "Man that stupid motherfucker who lives in the Heights dawg..that nigga is SOCK BLOCKIN FULL POWER! I was about to make love to those shoes..then i got sock blocked. I just wanna stick my sock in those kicks.."

 

 unluckys? the same guy had these too..but foreal that nigga is a hoe. how the fuck are you gonna post that shit up on craigslist..then not respond to your potential customers? BITCH. fuck that nigga..foreal. Suck my dick dumb ass Heights nigga. But yeah fuck it..cop or no?

Its so ridiculous..i found these on craigslist too for $150 DS. I wanted these so bad 2 semesters ago..but i was in class when they released..so i missed my opportunity. Unfortunately..i texted the guy and he was like, "I sold them dudeeee..but i have some koston lows."  WTF do i look like? Koston lows? Seriously? Even the Koston Thai Temple Highs suck..and the lows are worse. Suck my dick guy. Cop these or no?

These here..the Bucks..I need more low tops..and these seem like the most reasonable ones to get. Beauties! Im too lazy to type any more man..my fingers are fatigued. I haven't come across these :[

In other news..suck my dick.

sbtg sex

I don't know if the jordan heads out there like these..but me personally, as a non-jordan head..I think they look better than most jordans.



These mids are clean as fuck..wtf all white canvas always looks good! The lace locks throw some spice in there as well..I love you sbtg.



"Unfuckwithable" what a nice word.


Shiiiitttttt! Air Max 90 x SBTG = :o


These are all sick..and none of us will ever cop them..because I think they are all 1 for 1.

lol..jordan seriously

WTF..if i saw a girl wearing these..I would assault her with a weapon and light her feet on fire. Seriously..I prefer to see a girl walking barefoot..with foot fungus.



These are better..



If you wear either of those..you will look like a fucking power ranger.

Kid Cudi Pissy Drunk On Halloween!

lmao kid cudi wtf! gravity does not exist to kid cudi

Nissan LEAF™: Polar Bear

maaaaaaaan..hit a sensitive spot?

celebrity sneaker stalking..

I don't really care for his rapping much..i mean..he's alright i suppose..but Wale has a fucking heated collection of dunks. Im not sure if many knew that..but i guess ima just upload a few of his hottest sb moments..



fucking tiffs



fucking supreme blazers



fucking supreme dunks



fucking heinekens

well yeah..now you know.

my thoughts on nicki minaj..

UGH Nicki Minaj..is by far..the biggest piece of garbage that has somehow seemed to blow up. I dont understand whether people just..like hearing an annoying voice..or like..i dont know. Im sure if i rapped like i had tourette synrdome..I would make millions of dollars as well. Why cant she just talk normally? Why does she have to make all those fucking noises!? I would honestly prefer listening to E-40 and his..strange assortment of jungle noises. People say shes fine..well..shit..clearly in the picture below, she looks like fucking RICK JAMES WTF! She is seriously..disgusting.



man..i can't even begin to explain how this woman makes me wanna die. I guess just compare and contrast these two..



fuck man..she is so disgusting! Please..if you like Nicki Minaj..explain WHY! Gross.

just thought anyone who hasn't seen these..should see them.

craaaazy

angry baby

dear jordan lovers..

For a while now...i've considered Jordans to to be EXTREMELY ugly. Next time you see a homeless person in the streets..check out what shoes they're rocking..at least half the time..they will be some J's..is that the crowd you wanna belong to? This guy is your role model?



Im surprised he's not wearing some J's. Anyways..im gonna show you guys some of the most ridiculously putrid shoes on this planet. Lets begin with what I am sure people will consider "fly"..



wtf..seriously..is that supposed to look like a fucking street light? Why would anyone in their right mind wear these disgusting creations? Honestly..the only people who should be allowed to wear these should be the green, red, and yellow M&M's. Or maybe a group of people at the Gay Pride parade.



I dont even know what to say about these..looks like a variation of an orthepedic shoe mixed with maybe a piece of crap straight out of my ass. This shoe will go into the homeless people's Hall of Fame for sure. Automatic uniform.





2's are probably the UGLIEST retros out there..and its depressing because so many people wear them. I mean..if you enjoy looking like you're about to go mountain climbing or..alligator wrestling in a swamp or some shit..go ahead and rock these with PRIDE!! So stylish..sike..fuck you.



LOL..i honestly don't even understand what happened to the rest of this shoe. I don't know exactly what to say about this..monster..but it is certainly uneasy on the eyes. Is that a fucking zipper on the toe area? For what? So you can connect you jacket to it or some shit? Must be designed for homeless people EXCLUSIVELY. LOL wtf look up the monster from Silent Hill..nevermind..let me find it for you.



Check it out..if you wear those Jordans..you're basically rocking "Pyramid Head" on your feet. How nice..do your thing.



uh..dear Jordan Brand..your idea for the Jordan 2011 looks like the 2010 sketchers. Wtf..what do you need a little window on the side for?? Might as well add some lights to the bottom and turn them into some LA Streaks or whatever that shit is called. I wanna vomit..foreal. Stick a spinner where that little window is..that's the only thing that could look worse than what you already created. Looks like a fucking Transformer..



This shoe..looks like a fucking alligator or some retarded ass bullshit along those lines. Seriously repulsive..I really wish i knew how much meth the people who purchased these smoked per minute. Lol seriously..fucking crocodile shoes. I'll post a video of a python vs a crocodile from National Geographic later..looks like a python vs. this jordan shit.



...And this..sigh..i dont know what to say man. Just..look at them. WTF is that!? I dont know man..looks like some DC's or some shit..wtf seriously? People buy these at the mall..? They look like some fucking HEELYS! Yeahhh man...totally gnarly! Let me rock my Jordan Heelys...coooool! J-Heeling.


lol...before people get offended because im talking shit about their BEAST shoes..let me just say that some jordans are okay. 1's, 5's, 6's, 11's.

red hot chilli peppers justice remix

gaspard is embarrassed.

fucking bitch dropped my jello..

focus on the jello my friend..focus. enfocate en la gelatina amiga..no te importa el fantasma..solo la gelatina. spanish for no reason.

Calvin Harris - Flashback

fuck i wish i was at the concert right now. #1 favorite song from calvin muthafuckin harris..

hello, im almost drunk as hell. Crown with vanilla coke is my new favorite concoction. try it..tastes like bananas! wtffffffffffffffffffffffff

this guy has so much fun in that little room..

wtf he has like a million videos on youtube..and they are all ridiculous! and he's always in that room..someone teach me these disco ways..PLEASE!



im really annoyed at the fact that youtube isn't allowing me to embed videos..wtf. fuck you..

"suck my dick..lick my ass."

does anyone else think rihanna's song only girl in the world song kinda sounds like this? not exactly but..you know..that big forehead bitch better watch out..poodle lookin ass.


oh yaaaaaaaaahhh! TOMORROW @ HOUSE OF BLUES:

top 7 unreleased Nike SB sample dunks

#7. Yellow Lobster

Hmm..not really a fan of these because they remind me of Spongebob..I hate Spongebob..so I guess I automatically like these less than the blue and red lobsters. Not quite sure if they ever released..some guy at school told me he liked my blue lobsters, and then he said he had the yellow ones. I automatically assumed he was a homosexual in disguise. Lol jk unknown guy..do your spongebob shit my nigga.

 #6. Some shit..i dont know wtf these are called. sorry.

All black leather, all black suede swoosh, white midsole, and the iron looking sole = clean ass shoe. Not to mention the red on the Nike SB tag on the tongue and also on the upper heel area..don't know the technical name for it..but it looks nice in contrast. Clean dunk..sort of like the Chirping Bird SB..except high top? Hmm.

 #5. Brainwreck original colorway sample

When the Brainwrecks released, I was at school and i received the text message from the Source saying that they had them in stock but very limited. I wanted them so bad mainly because of the brain material in the cushion for the ankle..not sure which ones are better..the sample or the general release? Either way..they both look good. (I think the general release is better)

 #4. Gucci Sample (NOT RESN)

Man, this fucking shoe..how many imitations can be made of it? The RESN dunk would be nice if it didnt say RESN on the tongue..wtf is that shit? Fuck that shoe..the denim doesn't even look as clean..not to mention that other bullshit Clark Kent released..the "Gucci" East..wtf is that? I wanna vomit. Fuck House of Hoops and every shoe in there..lick my balls Clark Kent.

 #3. Mint Chocolate Chip Sample

 MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!! MMMMM..damn when I first saw these..i saw a post on Sneaker Files talking about how rumor was that there may be a release coming..YEAH RIGHT! fuck you Sneaker Files..for getting my hopes up..Mint is just such a beautiful color..not only that..but look at the all around leather, suede swoosh..and suede in other distinct areas. Mint sole = Win.

#2. High Hay Sample

I dont really know much about the High Hays..other than that they remind me of the Quasimodo Stones Throw SB..splendid. The stitching all around really tops off the shoe..and the X on the heel just adds some random ass flavor.

#1. Freddy Krueger Sample

This shit right here nigga..THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, is the definition of unsurpassed beauty. If you wore these with a green/red striped sweater..you'd automatically fuck every girl in the world..or be compared to Freddy Krueger a lot..and im sure the ladies just love his boiled face. Very cute. They made another sample of these, but they made the stripes fatter due to some copyright issues with some company or some shit..and it looked lame. Blood splats on the shoe give it real nightmare on elm street look..and the silver swoosh looks clean as fuck like freddy's finger/claw things.

lmfao "everyone can fly dude..you know that right?"

"hey mom get outta here..we're just hangin' out....................it's portal time dude, lets do this!"


funny guys

i believe in miracles!

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top 5 dj's..in my opinion

#5. MSTRKRFT

I believe mstrkrft should be mentioned in the top 5 because they were the first to really get me into the whole electro/dance/whatever the fuck scene. Made it in last place because JFK and AL P never come to Houston together..and they just aren't the same solo..motherfuckers.

Songs you should check out: John Legend - Greenlight (MSTRKRFT remix), John Legend - Heartbreaker (MSTRKRFT remix), Justice - D.A.N.C.E. (MSTRKRFT remix), Metric - Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT remix), Death From Above 1979 - Sexy Results (MSTRKRFT remix).

#4. le castle vania

This guy destroys everywhere he plays..also one of the first dj's which introduced me to the scene. Can be really hardcore..or can get kinda groovy and funky on yo ass! He will be at Boondocks Bar November 5th. Prepare yourselves.

Songs you should check out: Le Castle Vania - Nobody Gets Out Alive, The Virgins - Rich Girls (Le Castle Vania remix), Le Castle Vania - The Messiah, Fukkk Off - Rave Is King (Le Castle Vania remix), La Roux - In For The Kill (Le Castle Vania remix)

#3. the bloody beetroots

What is to be said about Bob Rifo and DJ Tommy Tea? Maybe that they go so fucking hard that you just wanna kill yourself? Nah..they got some pretty cool masks, and their remixes and original productions could be described as a savage rapture to your innocent little ears. DESTROY!

Songs you should check out: Fog - Fact (Bloody Beetroots remix), Bloody Beetroots - Warp 1977 (in my opinion the best warp version), Captain Phoenix - Pistols and Hearts (Bloody Beetroots remix), Bloody Beetroots - Domino, Bloody Beetroots - I Love the Bloody Beetroots, Bloody Beetroots - Dimmakmmunication.

#2. daft punk

It was really hard making a decision between daft punk or justice..if it were logical, i would make them both #1..but thats not how things work. Daft Punk revolutionized the way people viewed techno and paved the way for almost every single dj to come. Plus they are completely anonymous..so you really pay attention to the music for what it truly is.

Songs you should check out: Daft punk - Make Love, Daft Punk - Face to Face, Daft Punk - Digital Love, Daft Punk - Aerodynamic, Daft Punk - Something About Us, Daft Punk - One More Time, Daft Punk - Robot Rock...download the entire Alive album..its exceptional.

#1. JUSTICE

The two motherfucking bitch niggas go by the names of Xavier De Rosnay and Gaspard Auge. They are foreign..and they don't give a fuck about le silly american..PEW! Breaking bottles on heads, trying to burn bitches..and creating wonderful music, makes Justice the most incredible DJ duo to ever grace the human race. Watch A Cross the Universe (NOT across the universe..there is a space between a and cross..noob) and it'll give you a glimpse of what these french guys have to offer..if you dont like what you see..you can easily kill yourself because you are insignificant earth scum.

Songs you should check out: Justice - STRESS, Justice - DVNO (justice remix..way crunker than the version on the Cross Album), Justice - Waters of Nazareth, Justice vs. Simian - We Are Your Friends, Justice - Phantom 1 and 2, Justice - New Jack, Justice - D.A.N.C.E, Lenny Kravitz - Let Love Rule (Justice remix), MGMT - Electric Feel (Justice remix).

....just download everything you possibly can actually. EVERYTHING. Sell your soul to justice.

Notable dj's that aaaaalmost made the list: The Twelves, Designer Drugs, LAZRTAG, Deadmau5, Digitalism, Steve Aoki, Kill The Noise, Soulwax, Villains, CLASSIXX, Felix Cartal, LA Riots, Calvin Harris..