those mysterious hipster girls

How come a lot of the girls who like to support the electro/disco/whatever/Montrose scene act like they're such hot shit? It seems like all they do is stand around with a mean stare on their face and smoke cigarettes while examining their surroundings. If you decide to approach one of them, take caution because chances are they will either:

A. stare at you with their mysterious hipster powers of carelessness

B. ask you for a cigarette then walk away

C. call a random hipster guy over and start making out with him in front of you

D. vomit

Check out this girl up here..WHAT THE FUCK! ARE YOU ON A SAFARI EXPEDITION!? Anyways..

If any of these things have happened to you already, and you just can't seem to stop thinking about how interesting they must be..I am going to take the time out to dawn light on exactly how wonderful and delightful they really are. They seem to think that just because they dress like a homeless person and listen to all the newest and freshest unknown bands that nobody gives a fuck about, they have the right to get up on that high horse and give off the illusion that they are really actually very mysterious and interesting. I don't think so..you're not mysterious and definitely not interesting. You are probably a model right? Or a make-up artist? Maybe a writer of some sort..probably a fashion designer? You do cocaine and participate in gang rapes. You like to hang out with your stupid mysterious girlfriends all day, drink beer and smoke cigarettes and talk about how much you just don't care about anything. You buy all your clothes from resale places because you just don't wanna support anything that isn't small and local. You swallow semen. You are a vegetarian or a vegan. Your everyday diet consists of eating lettuce or a napkin with salt on it. You wear ridiculous boots. You like to ride horses naked. You like to have sex with anyone who has a mustache. Your vagina is very loose..and you could possibly have a penis. You wear glasses that don't do shit for your sight. You wear stupid hats that make you look like Bruno Mars. Your armpits are hairy..your feet are hairy..your vagina is hairy. You don't talk to anyone unless they are wearing the entire American Apparel catalog or if they are playing a song on a stupid ass acoustic guitar. You prefer to smoke cheap ass Pall Malls. You never took school seriously. You have probably had an abortion or two. Your life sucks. You don't care. You love to ride your bicycle because you don't own a car. You have many carpet stains in your apartment. Your hair smells bad. Your apartment smells bad. You have a big nose. You give bad head. You have an attitude unless we look like Mick Jagger.

Well I think that about summarizes everything you need to know. Now go talk to these wonderful and mysterious girls! Surprise them with how much you seem to know about them and their badass lifestyle.

stupid asian guys

Ever since I can remember I've had a thing for asian girls. I am always willing to hang out with whatever asian guys come along with the asian girls..and for some reason, they seem to hate me with a burning passion. After years and years of getting stupid ass stares from all these big faced ugly ass fish looking dudes, I established that they hate me because I have a bigger penis. Haha no..i'm kidding..everyone should already know that. But really, why do asian guys hate on interracial relationships? I would really like to know..i'm a fucking friendly person and i'm always down to meet new people..but whenever you and your buddies are standing on the other side of the room looking like a fucking K-Pop boy band gone gangster..it really just makes me feel unwelcome.

The entire asian male community can't stand the fact that i'm making love to one of your people. Stop giving me those evil stares..you look like a fucking catfish. Stop thinking asian guys are the only ones allowed to date asian girls..if that's the way you wanna live..go the fuck back to your motherland bitch boys!! You don't have to worry about the "big bad mexican guy with the outrageously large penis" pleasuring all your asian women over there!

Open your fucking eyes and realize that you will never have a penis as large as mine..and your face will always remain flat..like this ---->  -____-

So please..keep your evil catfish stares out of my sight or just smile when I introduce myself. It's fucking rude and your breath smells like fish at all times. Invest in a fucking toothbrush instead of your stupid fucking True Religion jeans..those jeans are fucking gay. Fuck off. Catfish boyzzz

i love watermelons

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electro minimix by disco daddies

girls...sigh.

Lately, whores have really been bothering me. Not just your average suck a guy off in the restroom type of whores..more like the ones that get full blown trains run on them any time of day at any location. Then they have the nerve to demand respect like nobody knows you're a whore..are you fucking stupid? WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A WHORE. I don't understand how some girls think it's alright to be so damn slutty! You are fucking dirty..I know deep down you are ashamed of yourself..you should be. I suppose it's alright to be a whore once every blue moon..but whenever you're just being a whore every single night it becomes an issue to all innocent bystanders who witness it. Nobody likes that random slut girl who gets fucked on the dance floor..it makes everyone awkward. I think the only people who actually don't mind them are the pathetic guys who think they're actually somebody special..you're gonna get a fucking STD bitch..and i'm gonna laugh and give you a high five. Stay home whores..nobody needs a fucking escort tonight.

Also, what the fuck is up with fat girls with attitudes? Who the fuck said you could waltz into a bar, nearly cracking the foundation and causing the entire building to collapse..and give me a fucking attitude? You fat fucking shit. No guy is going to want to have sex with your incredibly over sized vagina if you talk to them like you are hungry as fuck all the time. Hungry hippo..pack a fucking snickers every time you go out..maybe it'll allow your fatass to stay calm. And PLEASE, if you are not 125 lbs or less don't wear fucking tights/leggings/whatever..wear some fucking baggy bell bottoms or something..maybe some of those huge raver pants. Nobody wants to see your fat love handles/butt/thigh (it always connects)..it's disgusting and could easily make someone vomit. You shouldn't be proud of being a fat bitch..it's not cool.

Don't even get me started on the girls who think they aren't fat but really are..those are probably the fucking WORST! Husky bitches need to chill out..always mugging guys because you can't get any dick. Stop drinking beer like water and hopefully that will prevent your colossal gut from nearly toppling me over every time you walk behind me at a bar. They roam in packs..walking around like they own the place..bitch, the only thing you own is a fucking lifetime membership to Cinnabon..so stop frontin..because you're fat. FAT FAT FAT. FAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

fuck you nikki minaj

Jenna Marbles explains everything I dislike about Nikki Minaj so well! Sigh..she's just stupid. "I WANT A MONSTER..cock." lmao