1. Shitty beer: Miller High Life, Pabst Blue Ribbon, or..last resort, Big Flats. (Big Flats are cheap as fuck and definitely the way to go..$3 for a 6 pack!! But sometimes they are hard to find so be prepared to drive around in search of it)
2. Shitty liquor: Evan Williams (my personal favorite), Taaka, any other bottom shelf bullshit.
3. Shitty Wine/Liqueurs: Thundercat, Primetime, FourLoko
All of the choices given above are ingredients for a great night while also not fucking up your pockets..so get yourself over to a corner store or a liquor store and choose wisely! I must give you a warning though, if you are a weak ass nigga, you will vomit after drinking just about anything on that list..but hey, it's a sacrifice you must make. Plus, you don't want that fatty food you ate in your stomach anyways right!? Let it out!
I definitely recommend that you finish as much of the alcohol you purchased before you decide to hit up a bar or some social gathering. If you aren't completely shitty by the time you step through the door of the bar..you did something wrong and you definitely need to go back to step 1.
If you have done everything correctly, then you are ready to live life to the fullest! If you are drunk enough, you will probably attract the attention of all the sexy ladies! They will love you and your crazy drunk dance moves..so don't be scared to break them off a little piece. Remember to do dance moves like the running man, the robot, and maybe the one where you get on the ground and thrust your pelvis in a humping manner. Chicks dig that shit.
Remember to roll up to your destination blasting some music so everyone can hear..because you are definitely cool and everyone needs to hear it. Burn this mix and just watch all the ladies swarm around your vehicle. May the force be with you young grasshopper.
Vital for the Party mix by disco daddies
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