I hate when i'm walking my dog and..

Basically, walking your dog in Houston during the summer means you're going to have a heat stroke. Whether if it's day or night..whether you're naked or dressed. You will have a heat stroke. Not only do I have to walk my dog multiple times a day..I have to avoid other dog owners who think it's okay to let our dogs play. Look man..get your fucking dog away from mine. It's NOT okay to let our dogs play..I need my dog to shit as quick as possible so I can return to the wonderful A/C inside of my home. My dog has a really hard time listening and sometimes she just runs off if i'm walking her without a leash. Fuck..it's so annoying. I'm usually wearing sweatpants because they're very comfortable..so I gotta chase after my dog in 23451346756893 degree weather, WHILE WEARING SWEATPANTS!

See, that's like what I have to go through every single day when someone brings around their stupid ass dog to play. Except I don't look as calm and reserved as that guy..i'm usually screaming "LOLA" and sweating like a hog.

My dog has a usual spot she likes to poop at..so please, if you live near me..just don't come outside while i'm walking my dog. STAY INSIDE BITCH. DON'T DISTRACT MY DOG. IT'S TOO HOT. There's a public grill right near the spot where she likes to poop..sometimes when people are using it, that will prevent me from allowing her to poop there because she'll be super distracted. I don't care if you and your family are grilling someday there..next time you guys see me walk up with my dog, sweating like a motherfucker..you better wrap that shit up and go inside. You know the drill. I don't wanna let my dog hang out with you guys. I just need her to poop. Very simple. She can't focus if you're grilling fucking steaks in her face and fucking calling her over. So just go inside until we are done. THANK YOU.

See, whenever Lola makes me angry..this is what I do. DO YOU WANT ME TO BITE LOLA!? I didn't think so..DON'T FUCK WITH HER WHILE SHE'S TRYING TO POOP. Leave us alone.I don't even wanna talk anyways..I don't wanna participate in the doggie playtime small talk..it's too fucking hot.