i love watermelons

mmm..juicy. but anyways..check out the first disco daddies mix. enjoy and feel free to download it. also, if you could take a moment to like us on facebook..we would appreciate it greatly.

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electro minimix by disco daddies

girls...sigh.

Lately, whores have really been bothering me. Not just your average suck a guy off in the restroom type of whores..more like the ones that get full blown trains run on them any time of day at any location. Then they have the nerve to demand respect like nobody knows you're a whore..are you fucking stupid? WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A WHORE. I don't understand how some girls think it's alright to be so damn slutty! You are fucking dirty..I know deep down you are ashamed of yourself..you should be. I suppose it's alright to be a whore once every blue moon..but whenever you're just being a whore every single night it becomes an issue to all innocent bystanders who witness it. Nobody likes that random slut girl who gets fucked on the dance floor..it makes everyone awkward. I think the only people who actually don't mind them are the pathetic guys who think they're actually somebody special..you're gonna get a fucking STD bitch..and i'm gonna laugh and give you a high five. Stay home whores..nobody needs a fucking escort tonight.

Also, what the fuck is up with fat girls with attitudes? Who the fuck said you could waltz into a bar, nearly cracking the foundation and causing the entire building to collapse..and give me a fucking attitude? You fat fucking shit. No guy is going to want to have sex with your incredibly over sized vagina if you talk to them like you are hungry as fuck all the time. Hungry hippo..pack a fucking snickers every time you go out..maybe it'll allow your fatass to stay calm. And PLEASE, if you are not 125 lbs or less don't wear fucking tights/leggings/whatever..wear some fucking baggy bell bottoms or something..maybe some of those huge raver pants. Nobody wants to see your fat love handles/butt/thigh (it always connects)..it's disgusting and could easily make someone vomit. You shouldn't be proud of being a fat bitch..it's not cool.

Don't even get me started on the girls who think they aren't fat but really are..those are probably the fucking WORST! Husky bitches need to chill out..always mugging guys because you can't get any dick. Stop drinking beer like water and hopefully that will prevent your colossal gut from nearly toppling me over every time you walk behind me at a bar. They roam in packs..walking around like they own the place..bitch, the only thing you own is a fucking lifetime membership to Cinnabon..so stop frontin..because you're fat. FAT FAT FAT. FAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

fuck you nikki minaj

Jenna Marbles explains everything I dislike about Nikki Minaj so well! Sigh..she's just stupid. "I WANT A MONSTER..cock." lmao

don't mind the random cowbell

$1 wells by disco daddies

legendary gay moment of 2011 NBA playoffs.

"All series long we've been able to penetrate their bigs, get deep, suck the D in..you can't do it for 2 halves..you gotta do it for 48 minutes."

Hahaha Jason Terry. SUCK THAT D IN!

it's been a while..

Well yeah, it's been almost a year if not a year..and I've just been lazy as fuck. Before I drift off into anything useless..let me just share this with anyone who cares..ahem..

Your order number 11808308 has been successfully processed! A receipt is being emailed to your email address: illplayuskate@aim.com. A printable receipt is also available for your records. Thank you for ordering through Coachella - Weekend 1 - we truly appreciate your business!

Alright now, if you don't know what that is just close this page brah. I hope you are all jealous..a specific few people in particular who are just too cool for school. Don't worry though..I'll make sure to have the time of my life before we all die in December 2012. Act like you don't care and close this page in frustration because I know you wanna go!

That is where you won't be unless you're on your toes come February 2012. Enough about Coachella..

Finally the time for useless blogging has arrived. LeBron has yet to win a championship and D. Wade's continues to be dark as hell. Dirk put that German dick all up in that booty. J.J. Barea is still fucking annoying though..and if you see this Barea..I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SWORD FIGHT. Little bitch..

And here are the glorious champions celebrating their triumph. Look at those smiles..thank you guys for making LeBron and Wade cry like the little infants they are.

My dog got a new collar..check it out..she's flossy. 

 

Weezer and Cut Copy demolished Summer Fest..Rihanna's forehead is continuing to get larger and larger as we speak..showing no signs of slowing down, it seems inevitable to avoid the solar eclipse that her head will bring. 

“Your forehead's so big, it's got its own article on Uncyclopedia.”

~ Chris Brown on Rihanna's forehead. Here is the link in case anyone would like to read about this wonder of the world. www.dictionary.com/rihannasfatassforehead

 

Honestly..I dont know how someone's forehead can look like its been hitting the gym and taking steroids more and more as time goes by..but shit I guess it's attractive to most guys. Colossal forehead fetish.

Oh and we can't forget about this..Stefan Janoski's signature SB has been releasing some heat throughout 2011 and this one shits on them all.

Last but not least, I will leave you with a really good remix of a really good song. Here you are..enjoy!

OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT! THE BEST PART OF THIS ENTIRE POST...here's a picture of my cat doing a sexy pose.

Alright, bye.

AUTHENTICITY WILL PREVAIL

How many times have you gone online looking to buy some kicks..but you just can't tell which sites are legit and which ones aren't? Well on November 30th, 2010 (TODAY)..Homeland Security has decided to outlaw that bullshit. Not exclusively for sneakers..but sneakers fall into the category. They've decided to fine anyone who intentionally sells counterfeit goods..all those bullshit websites with EVERY SINGLE SHOE for $68.50 will no long be in business. Fuck everyone who bought from those sites too..you we're artificially fly..and now you can't even afford that. So..put on your pumas/vans/sketchers or some other shit you can afford..because you are out of luck. Same goes to those lame ass girls who wear fake Gucci/Louis Vuitton/WHATEVER..go cop some real shit. Check out this bullshit..

Lol..seriously? First of all, im not sure who the fuck would buy those..maybe a blind person. They are clearly highs..with a shitty strap attached. I found this picture on facebook..can't believe someone really bought those. Poor guy. Fuck it though..fraud niggas deserve it. So fake...i hope the guy who sold those gets sued/goes to jail/gets raped..i also hope the person who bought those goes to jail for being a dumb ass.