it's been a while..

Well yeah, it's been almost a year if not a year..and I've just been lazy as fuck. Before I drift off into anything useless..let me just share this with anyone who cares..ahem..

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Alright now, if you don't know what that is just close this page brah. I hope you are all jealous..a specific few people in particular who are just too cool for school. Don't worry though..I'll make sure to have the time of my life before we all die in December 2012. Act like you don't care and close this page in frustration because I know you wanna go!

That is where you won't be unless you're on your toes come February 2012. Enough about Coachella..

Finally the time for useless blogging has arrived. LeBron has yet to win a championship and D. Wade's continues to be dark as hell. Dirk put that German dick all up in that booty. J.J. Barea is still fucking annoying though..and if you see this Barea..I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SWORD FIGHT. Little bitch..

And here are the glorious champions celebrating their triumph. Look at those smiles..thank you guys for making LeBron and Wade cry like the little infants they are.

My dog got a new collar..check it out..she's flossy. 

 

Weezer and Cut Copy demolished Summer Fest..Rihanna's forehead is continuing to get larger and larger as we speak..showing no signs of slowing down, it seems inevitable to avoid the solar eclipse that her head will bring. 

“Your forehead's so big, it's got its own article on Uncyclopedia.”

~ Chris Brown on Rihanna's forehead. Here is the link in case anyone would like to read about this wonder of the world. www.dictionary.com/rihannasfatassforehead

 

Honestly..I dont know how someone's forehead can look like its been hitting the gym and taking steroids more and more as time goes by..but shit I guess it's attractive to most guys. Colossal forehead fetish.

Oh and we can't forget about this..Stefan Janoski's signature SB has been releasing some heat throughout 2011 and this one shits on them all.

Last but not least, I will leave you with a really good remix of a really good song. Here you are..enjoy!

OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT! THE BEST PART OF THIS ENTIRE POST...here's a picture of my cat doing a sexy pose.

Alright, bye.

your opinion matters..not really

okay so..i need input on which SB's i should get myself for Christmas..for no reason..let a nigga know how you feel.

 

black melvins..because the white melvins have too much going on. I was pretty close to copping these this weekend..unfortunately the guy next emailed me back. motherfucker. and then my email stopped working so wtf..fuck everyone/thing. Sock blockin <-- new term used to express how you feel about being close to gettin some kicks..and then you dont. 

Used in a sentence: "Man that stupid motherfucker who lives in the Heights dawg..that nigga is SOCK BLOCKIN FULL POWER! I was about to make love to those shoes..then i got sock blocked. I just wanna stick my sock in those kicks.."

 

 unluckys? the same guy had these too..but foreal that nigga is a hoe. how the fuck are you gonna post that shit up on craigslist..then not respond to your potential customers? BITCH. fuck that nigga..foreal. Suck my dick dumb ass Heights nigga. But yeah fuck it..cop or no?

Its so ridiculous..i found these on craigslist too for $150 DS. I wanted these so bad 2 semesters ago..but i was in class when they released..so i missed my opportunity. Unfortunately..i texted the guy and he was like, "I sold them dudeeee..but i have some koston lows."  WTF do i look like? Koston lows? Seriously? Even the Koston Thai Temple Highs suck..and the lows are worse. Suck my dick guy. Cop these or no?

These here..the Bucks..I need more low tops..and these seem like the most reasonable ones to get. Beauties! Im too lazy to type any more man..my fingers are fatigued. I haven't come across these :[

In other news..suck my dick.

celebrity sneaker stalking..

I don't really care for his rapping much..i mean..he's alright i suppose..but Wale has a fucking heated collection of dunks. Im not sure if many knew that..but i guess ima just upload a few of his hottest sb moments..



fucking tiffs



fucking supreme blazers



fucking supreme dunks



fucking heinekens

well yeah..now you know.

top 7 unreleased Nike SB sample dunks

#7. Yellow Lobster

Hmm..not really a fan of these because they remind me of Spongebob..I hate Spongebob..so I guess I automatically like these less than the blue and red lobsters. Not quite sure if they ever released..some guy at school told me he liked my blue lobsters, and then he said he had the yellow ones. I automatically assumed he was a homosexual in disguise. Lol jk unknown guy..do your spongebob shit my nigga.

 #6. Some shit..i dont know wtf these are called. sorry.

All black leather, all black suede swoosh, white midsole, and the iron looking sole = clean ass shoe. Not to mention the red on the Nike SB tag on the tongue and also on the upper heel area..don't know the technical name for it..but it looks nice in contrast. Clean dunk..sort of like the Chirping Bird SB..except high top? Hmm.

 #5. Brainwreck original colorway sample

When the Brainwrecks released, I was at school and i received the text message from the Source saying that they had them in stock but very limited. I wanted them so bad mainly because of the brain material in the cushion for the ankle..not sure which ones are better..the sample or the general release? Either way..they both look good. (I think the general release is better)

 #4. Gucci Sample (NOT RESN)

Man, this fucking shoe..how many imitations can be made of it? The RESN dunk would be nice if it didnt say RESN on the tongue..wtf is that shit? Fuck that shoe..the denim doesn't even look as clean..not to mention that other bullshit Clark Kent released..the "Gucci" East..wtf is that? I wanna vomit. Fuck House of Hoops and every shoe in there..lick my balls Clark Kent.

 #3. Mint Chocolate Chip Sample

 MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!! MMMMM..damn when I first saw these..i saw a post on Sneaker Files talking about how rumor was that there may be a release coming..YEAH RIGHT! fuck you Sneaker Files..for getting my hopes up..Mint is just such a beautiful color..not only that..but look at the all around leather, suede swoosh..and suede in other distinct areas. Mint sole = Win.

#2. High Hay Sample

I dont really know much about the High Hays..other than that they remind me of the Quasimodo Stones Throw SB..splendid. The stitching all around really tops off the shoe..and the X on the heel just adds some random ass flavor.

#1. Freddy Krueger Sample

This shit right here nigga..THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, is the definition of unsurpassed beauty. If you wore these with a green/red striped sweater..you'd automatically fuck every girl in the world..or be compared to Freddy Krueger a lot..and im sure the ladies just love his boiled face. Very cute. They made another sample of these, but they made the stripes fatter due to some copyright issues with some company or some shit..and it looked lame. Blood splats on the shoe give it real nightmare on elm street look..and the silver swoosh looks clean as fuck like freddy's finger/claw things.

my top 11 sb dunk list..couldn't decide on 10.

this is my personal list, if you do not approve of it, or think i am incorrect..get off my dick.

#11.

cute and innocent 3 bears pack..someone buy me the papa bears.

#10.

hufs..tie dye on distressed leather..enough said.

#9.

blue lobsters..definitely some of the more recent sb heat..not that recent though. electrolime laces or whatever nike refers to them as, top it off.

#8.

send helps were one of my first favorite pairs of sb's..suck my dick.





#7.

buttery ass purple suede on buttery ass gray suede..classic clean like head and shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo. purple pigeons are definite heat.




#6.

unluckys..pretty sexy..reminds me of the dooms.


#5.

dooms..motherfucking beauties..from the ostrich print in the toebox, to the clear sole, to the lace locks..to the buttery suede..pure beauty.

#4.

diamond x nike sb = tiffany. i saw some guy skating these at southside once..i would never..but i guess its a statement.

#3.

the supreme dunks..i was close to copping the red ones once..i guess it wasnt meant to be. :/

#2.

pigeons..similar to the purple ones..but way more pricey. how many people you know with these?

#1.

paris dunk lows..i dont think i will ever meet anyone with these..and if i do.."bom bom, have a nice dream!" - biggie. nah..but foreal though.


that is all.