fucking bitch dropped my jello..

focus on the jello my friend..focus. enfocate en la gelatina amiga..no te importa el fantasma..solo la gelatina. spanish for no reason.

top 5 dj's..in my opinion

#5. MSTRKRFT

I believe mstrkrft should be mentioned in the top 5 because they were the first to really get me into the whole electro/dance/whatever the fuck scene. Made it in last place because JFK and AL P never come to Houston together..and they just aren't the same solo..motherfuckers.

Songs you should check out: John Legend - Greenlight (MSTRKRFT remix), John Legend - Heartbreaker (MSTRKRFT remix), Justice - D.A.N.C.E. (MSTRKRFT remix), Metric - Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT remix), Death From Above 1979 - Sexy Results (MSTRKRFT remix).

#4. le castle vania

This guy destroys everywhere he plays..also one of the first dj's which introduced me to the scene. Can be really hardcore..or can get kinda groovy and funky on yo ass! He will be at Boondocks Bar November 5th. Prepare yourselves.

Songs you should check out: Le Castle Vania - Nobody Gets Out Alive, The Virgins - Rich Girls (Le Castle Vania remix), Le Castle Vania - The Messiah, Fukkk Off - Rave Is King (Le Castle Vania remix), La Roux - In For The Kill (Le Castle Vania remix)

#3. the bloody beetroots

What is to be said about Bob Rifo and DJ Tommy Tea? Maybe that they go so fucking hard that you just wanna kill yourself? Nah..they got some pretty cool masks, and their remixes and original productions could be described as a savage rapture to your innocent little ears. DESTROY!

Songs you should check out: Fog - Fact (Bloody Beetroots remix), Bloody Beetroots - Warp 1977 (in my opinion the best warp version), Captain Phoenix - Pistols and Hearts (Bloody Beetroots remix), Bloody Beetroots - Domino, Bloody Beetroots - I Love the Bloody Beetroots, Bloody Beetroots - Dimmakmmunication.

#2. daft punk

It was really hard making a decision between daft punk or justice..if it were logical, i would make them both #1..but thats not how things work. Daft Punk revolutionized the way people viewed techno and paved the way for almost every single dj to come. Plus they are completely anonymous..so you really pay attention to the music for what it truly is.

Songs you should check out: Daft punk - Make Love, Daft Punk - Face to Face, Daft Punk - Digital Love, Daft Punk - Aerodynamic, Daft Punk - Something About Us, Daft Punk - One More Time, Daft Punk - Robot Rock...download the entire Alive album..its exceptional.

#1. JUSTICE

The two motherfucking bitch niggas go by the names of Xavier De Rosnay and Gaspard Auge. They are foreign..and they don't give a fuck about le silly american..PEW! Breaking bottles on heads, trying to burn bitches..and creating wonderful music, makes Justice the most incredible DJ duo to ever grace the human race. Watch A Cross the Universe (NOT across the universe..there is a space between a and cross..noob) and it'll give you a glimpse of what these french guys have to offer..if you dont like what you see..you can easily kill yourself because you are insignificant earth scum.

Songs you should check out: Justice - STRESS, Justice - DVNO (justice remix..way crunker than the version on the Cross Album), Justice - Waters of Nazareth, Justice vs. Simian - We Are Your Friends, Justice - Phantom 1 and 2, Justice - New Jack, Justice - D.A.N.C.E, Lenny Kravitz - Let Love Rule (Justice remix), MGMT - Electric Feel (Justice remix).

....just download everything you possibly can actually. EVERYTHING. Sell your soul to justice.

Notable dj's that aaaaalmost made the list: The Twelves, Designer Drugs, LAZRTAG, Deadmau5, Digitalism, Steve Aoki, Kill The Noise, Soulwax, Villains, CLASSIXX, Felix Cartal, LA Riots, Calvin Harris..

Justice - Let Love Rule (Lenny Kravitz Remix) NEW Video from Keith Schof...

justice stress (official video)

Justice vs. Simian - We Are Your Friends. [Official video]